When you go to a funeral, don’t make the mistake of thinking that the mourners will have the time of their lives.
Instead, go to your backyard, where there are plenty of trees to enjoy your ashes.
This simple tip from the funeral home owner on how to make your own Thanksgiving meal will make sure that the guests will have time to enjoy a meal as well.
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Get the right kind of soil.
This year’s soil has not been selected by scientists to provide the best preservation for the body of the deceased, but instead, is simply what you want.
As a general rule, soil that has been well-drained and has been watered daily for at least three weeks should be a good choice.
2.
If the soil is moist, sprinkle on some baking powder.
This is a great idea if you want to get your favorite flavors from your roast turkey.
3.
If you are not the best of cooks, consider sprinkling on a few spices.
The traditional roasted turkey spices include thyme, garlic, oregano, and oreganos.
You can even add your own personal favorite spice mix, like cinnamon, nutmeg, and allspice.
4.
Add a few tablespoons of cornmeal for added moisture and flavor.
5.
Add the remaining ingredients as you normally would.
6.
Bake at 350 degrees for 10 to 15 minutes.
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Allow the turkey to cool and be done before you eat.
8.
Enjoy the Thanksgiving meal!
3.
The best way to prepare Thanksgiving dinner is to use the traditional Thanksgiving recipe.
But if you don’t have time or want to make that recipe, here are some great ideas.
1 .
Cook a turkey at 350 to 400 degrees for about 15 minutes and enjoy the flavor of the roasted turkey.
2 .
Bake a turkey in the oven at 350 degree for 20 to 25 minutes.
3 .
Bake turkey in a casserole dish at 350 for 15 minutes, stirring occasionally.
4 .
Cook turkey in an oven for 10 minutes, and serve with mashed potatoes, gravy, and mashed potatoes.
5 .
Cook turkeys on Thanksgiving for the best flavor.
6 .
Put your turkey in your oven and bake it at 350º for about an hour and 20 minutes.
The oven is perfect for this if you are a seasoned turkey cook.
7 .
Cook some turkey with mashed beans, mashed potatoes or a mix of all the above.
8 .
Put the turkey on the grill, and cook it at 375 degrees for 15 to 20 minutes on a charcoal grill.
9 .
Enjoy Thanksgiving dinner on a barbecue or grill in the backyard.
10.
Enjoy a turkey dinner at a BBQ or grill with your friends or family.
